- me on a date:
do you watch criminal minds?
- them:
yeah, Spencer's pretty fucking annoying
- me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:
I have to go. Please never contact me again
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When reading a play in English class- Theatre Kid:
*acts out whole scene like they're on the stage* *has character voice* *shows emotion*
- Classmate:
*monotone voice* *stutters*
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